December 2009
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22 years ago, a 16 year old girl was pregnant with a baby of rape.
Understanding the circumstances, her parents told her to abort or be disowned.
Her best friend - her 18 year old neighbor - although he was not the father, stepped into the father figures shoes. They got married 2 years later.
Mom and dad, your love for me and each other GMH.
” — GivesMeHope - Like FML, but for optimists!Leave me alone.
Don’t you hate when someone breaks your heart and then won’t just stay out of your freaking life?
God, get a life.
The beauty of ignorance.
- You: hi
- Stranger: hi
- You: name?
- Stranger: chun wu at your service
- You: alexander goldberg
- Stranger: sup
- You: u kno i never forgave u koreans for attacking pearl harbor
- Stranger: uhh. im chinese...and that was the japanese who attacked it
- You: chinese, japanese, korean...whats the difference
- Stranger: .......
- Stranger: u serious?
- You: yeah
- Stranger: .....
- Stranger: u kno i never forgave u jews for sinking the titanic
- You: that was an iceberg
- Stranger: goldberg, greenberg, iceberg. whats the difference
“Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML”
—FML: Your everyday life stories
“Yesterday, my boyfriend came up behind me and wrapped his arms around me, holding my elbows against my sides. I was confused so I asked him what he was doing. His response? Don’t you feel like a T-Rex with small arms? And he proceeded to cheer me on as I tried to reach for things. MLIA”
—MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today
Oh hi
how you doin’?
